its not stalking. its research.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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