The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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