32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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