i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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