Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
you never un-have a 4some
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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