Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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