so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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