Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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