Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm too high and old for this...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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