you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
