Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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