Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
even my farts smell like vagina
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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