Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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