I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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