so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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