I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
