I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
you never un-have a 4some
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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