Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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