Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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