Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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