that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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