it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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