Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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