Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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