i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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