he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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