we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
