got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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