I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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