You're my little dorito
oh god the rape fog is back!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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