I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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