i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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