oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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