why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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