Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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