Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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