Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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