Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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