when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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