Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
