Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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