'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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