My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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