i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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