Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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