eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
