gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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