that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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