question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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