I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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