HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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