so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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