I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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