oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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