we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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