if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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