thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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