You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How naked do you want me to be?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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