I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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