my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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