let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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