Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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