I can text with my tongue
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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